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ADEREMI'S NOTEBOOK

18 May 2004

Shina and me

Shina1 and me

I tell the story almost exactly as it happened.
The music was playing, the games in full swing
My brother taking part as he always did
A bang erupted from the kitchen, prematurely ending a game of musical chairs.
People ran for every exit,
“You haven’t seen anything till you’ve seen an overweight African Mama try to get out through a skylight” my brother says
I stared towards the kitchen door
“Curiosity killed the cat” Mum always said

The figure filled the doorway, machete in one hand, pistol in the other
He paused on the threshold for a second then stepped into the room
“Do you know who I am?” He asked me
The feel of steel against my face seemed to have stolen my voice.
A second later, he was gone.
A single siren wail had done it
Even the feared fear something
My Mother held me tightly,
Muttering ‘Oh God, Oh God, Oh God’.
I tell the story almost exactly as it happened
My brother remembers a dark stain slowly spreading across my trousers.

Oluwatosin Ajayi,
2004, ‘IfYouCopyThisThingIWillWoundYou’ Publishers

1Shina Rambo - Forty-one-year old notorious Nigerian banditry kingpin, Assani Hamani Tidjani, responsible for a number cross-border robberies. (He was extradited to the Nigeria from Benin in the August last year, bringing to an end his escapade)

Tags: Poetry

Comments (6)

dans May 22nd, 2004 at 7am

ooh my!! if i ask if this is a true story…will i be a talking barbie?
that said..this is very good…i like it..

p.s i was thinking i’d missed a great deal on ur page..but alas..i only have to catch up on a few posts..haha

Remi May 23rd, 2004 at 7pm

Good to have you back. Exams have also preoccupied me.
Shina and me is not a true story as far I know

Seun Osewa May 24th, 2004 at 5pm

If it were true the person was probably a ghost when telling the story, right?

dans — May 26th, 2004 at 10pm

*covers face*.. okay.. not a true story
are you done with exams?.if not…when are you going to be done? how are they /did they go?

Remi — May 27th, 2004 at 11am

Thats true, The dude would have been a ghost or half dead.

Exams continue next week, finish Mid June. Started 2weeks ago. I know my department is kinda of special.

dans May 27th, 2004 at 7pm

lol..damn pele..and all the best, i’m working on a paper right now..that’s due today..at least after today..I won’t feel so guilty for being such the bum i’ve been..!!

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