Happy new Year
Happy new Year.
100 things to do in 2004 and must do include:
18. Monitor the US elections. The American presidential election is scheduled for November 2. Why not spend the week in Florida, soaking up the sun, seeing the sights and ensuring that no large boxes of uncounted votes go missing?
- I guess I could do with a Holiday.
21. Take an extra day. February 29, to be precise. 2004 is a leap year, the first since 2000.
- Good chance to catch up with other friends
25. Kill a rat. 2003 was the year that the UK’s rat population outpaced the human population, but if we all killed one each they would be practically endangered. This is no time to be squeamish. If you already kill rats for a living, keep up the good work
- I think you are own on this one. No rats in my hood just yet.
31. Abandon all use of any of the following phrases, or any variations or puns based on them: cheese-eating surrender monkey, weapons of mass destruction, shock and awe.
- I agree
45. Celebrate the official downgrading of cannabis to a class C drug on January 29 in a manner that is unlikely to warrant prosecution.
- erm right! 30 Jan is my birthday.
52 Refuse all honours before you are offered them.
- not if it a MBE or OBE or doctorate (ofcourse the list goes on).
56. Keep to yourself the belief that you are Britain’s answer to J-Lo.
- Does it count if I am guy as well.
71. Stop thinking of Libya’s Muammar Gadafy as an unstable and dangerous lunatic; he’s a principled and courageous statesman now.
- What if he does a ‘Saddam’?
74. Send Saddam Hussein a card on his 67th birthday, on April 28. Don’t put a stamp on it just yet.
- Forget a stamp, what is the postal address?
99. Go back to work.
- Not much of choice here.
100. Be wise but not too worldly, tolerant but not naive, generous but not gullible, careful but not cautious.
- I can only pray for this.
101. Send me a pound.
- Only if you must.
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Comments (2)
I think now I should start on my own list.
Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.
Really enjoy your entries from time to time. Do keep up. ^____~
Thanks. That feels good.
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